a raccoon standing up against a wooden fence

Bridget Kiely is a Raccoon

Sightings

After many arrests and public citations we have compiled photo evidence that:

1) Bridget Kiely is definitively, and not by association, a Raccoon.

2) It is dangerous and will attack unprovoked.

3) If you see it, please call animal control - do not try to take back food it may have stolen from you.

a raccoon standing on its hind legs on a deck
a raccoon standing on its hind legs on a deck
Bridget Kiely, 2019

Caught stealing ice cream behind Denny's: after assulting patrons.

gray and black raccoon on brown wooden surface
gray and black raccoon on brown wooden surface
Bridget Kiely, 2015

Fined $450 for binging someone else's food in public.

a raccoon walking across a wooden deck
a raccoon walking across a wooden deck
Bridget Kiely, 2023

Cited for stealing $35 in protein bars.

a raccoon looking through a chain link fence
a raccoon looking through a chain link fence
Bridget Kiely, 2025

Arrested for public rabies - trial pending recapture.

a raccoon standing on a dirt road in front of trees
a raccoon standing on a dirt road in front of trees
dalmatian dog sitting on the street
dalmatian dog sitting on the street
”I was just tryin' to eat my dog food, and out of nowhere I was attacked... Sorry this is painful to bark about; where was I? Oh, right. I couldn't tell if it was a badger or a raccoon. I guess you could call it a coonbadger.”

- Bingo aka "Spot"; Feb. 2024

*Bingo succumbed to his injuries shortly after we obtained this exclusive interview. He is remembered for being a good boy that loved a good stick.